...Stare into the void...
No, wait! Don't do that! You'll go bibbledy! Instead you should take a well-earned rest and maybe check out my blog before continuing on your merry way. (You did get to the end of space after all). But really, don't look at the untempered space, it'll make you crazier than allowing me to to tell you about homestuck. Oh, I'm Schism by the way. As long as you're around, you should read some writing and initiate some conversations. I do hope you enjoy your stay.
Have you ever seen a harp seal?
I’ll give you a hint, it’s this little fucker right here. Do you see how adorable he is?
Look, he’s saying, aa, don’t be sad! I love you, because I love everybody because I’m a baby seal who’s sole purpose in this world is to look cute and make people feel better and I’m okay with that, because you know what? I’m fucking good at it!
He would come and hug you himself, but internet man, what can you do? So he’ll give you a great big and wet internet-nose kiss and say he’ll be watching out for you.
See, he’s doing it. True to his word. He also wanted you to know one more thing. His name is Harper, because he’s an adorable fucker, not a creative one. And he hopes you feel better soon.